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NAWTEECHILD
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ANOTHER LESSON IN SPEAKING JAMAICAN

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Pause with me... enjoy this taste of our very expressive language!

PRICELESS JAMAICAN TRANSLATIONS
(Refresher course fe de farinas an de wannabe's!!)

ENGLISH: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl.

JAMAICAN: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

ENG: Good Lord, we have lost electricity again.

JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid.


ENG: This meal is quite good.

JAM: Di food can eat.


ENG: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis?

ENG: Interesting hors d'oeuvres
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?

ENG: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof.

JAM: Hey dutty P** come aff a di house tap before a du yuh someting

ENG: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu.

JAM: Woah! Obeah tek up Suzie!

ENG: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry!

ENG: Aren't those pants a bit short?
JAM: You did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurement inna wata?

ENG: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.


ENG: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.

JAM: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.


ENG: I wish you would quit lying.

JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad!

ENG: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.

JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

ENG: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!
JAM: But wait, no Robot naah run todey!

ENG: Get me a pop please.

JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh

ENG: It's time for a Perm.

JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough?

E NG: Yuck!! This is nasty.

JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad!

ENG: I wish you would close your mouth.

JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan lack.


ENG: Girl, your acne is terrible.

JAM: Massa gad, pickney, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.


ENG: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.

JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.


EN G: I have a stomach ache.

JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.


ENG: These mangoes look a bit over ripe.

JAM: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh

ENG: He has very large full eyes.

JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

ENG: He has no manners.

JAM: Him dont have no broughtupsi!

ENG: Perspiration odour
JAM: Him smell green

ENG: Poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: Dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet

ENG: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit disorder.

JAM: Di pickeny too dam hard ears!

ENG: He has a touch of Dyslexia.

JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!

ENG: I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.

JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a wash out yah now... mi belly bine up.


ENG: That man over there is missing his dentures.

JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh.


ENG: Oh my, your feet are so ashy..
JAM: Yuh foot tuff like aligata back; yuh couldn 't rub likkle .

coconut ile pon yu foot

ENG: LOL
JAM: DWL

ENG: LMFAO
JAM: DWRCL


-- Edited by NAWTEECHILD at 02:18, 2009-02-23

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real yard man shit ...lol

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Its very creative

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lmao it maddddddddddddddddd!!! sound like dem real country talking doulol

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