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THE PENIS WROTE VAGINA A LETTER!!!!!!!!! DWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
> > following reasons:
> > I do physical labor.
> > I work at great depths.
> > I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> > I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> > I work in a damp environment.
> > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> > I work in high temperatures.
> > My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > P. Niss
> >
> > The Response
> >
> > Dear Penis:
> > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
> > you have raised,
> > the administration rejects your request for the following
> > reasons:
> > You do not work 8 hours straight.
> > You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> > You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> > You do not stay
> > in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> > locations.
> > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
> > stimulated in
> > order to start working.
> > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
> > shift.
> > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
> > such as wearing the
> > Correct protective clothing.
> > You will retire well before you are 65.
> > You are unable to work double shifts.
> > You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
> > have completed the
> > assigned task..
> > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
> > entering and exiting
> > the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > V. Gina

> >








-- Edited by BABY at 14:15, 2009-01-31

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RE: THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE!!!!!!!!! DWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmaolmaoV.Gina put P.Niss in him place briteeee

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