Some dude who is accused of sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl allegedly tried to kill himself by driving his van off a ledge in Colorado. And it almost worked...
In what has to be one of the craziest twists of fate ever, the perp's van caught a ledge -- and a search and rescue team got to the guy before karma did.
Dude went to the hospital, but as soon as he gets out, cops say he'll be immediately arrested.
Wonder if he can keep the soap from dropping too....
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