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Date: 12:02 01/17 2009

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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his *lo**-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, Tonight Im the designated decoy.

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Date: 12:03 01/17 2009

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TO Much Dyings It Has TO Stop:'''''''( Jesus Loves You
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Jesus Will Fix It
The Williams Brothers
Trust In The Lord

(L)
I know that

(L+C)
Jesus will fix it for you
For he knows

(L)
He knows just what

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Just what

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He knows just what to do

(C)
To do

(L)
Hmm.
And whenever

(C)
Whenever

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Whenever you pray

(C)
You pray

(L)
Just open up your heart
And let Him have

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just let Him have

(L)
Let God have His way

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His way oww

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Oww Jesus

(C)
Jesus

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He will He will fix it

(C)
He will fix it
Oww by and by

(L)
Oww by

(C)
Oww by

(L)
By and by and by and by

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And by

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I know He will

(C)
Oww by

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Oww by and by

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And by

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I like to sing one verse of that
Listen good
Whenever you have problems (Lord have mercy)
And your best friend
Oh they aint nowhere around
All you got to do is just
Fall down fall down on your knees
Call Jesus oww
Hell never, never, never, never, never, never, let you down

(L+C)
Oww Jesus

(L)
Im not worried about it

(C)
He will fix it

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I knew He will

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All by

(L)
All by and by

(C)
And by
All by and by
(repeat as directed)

(L)
Im not worried about it no, no, no
He fixed it for my mother one day
And I know Hell fix it for you
Fixed it for the Hebrew children
What about Daniel down in the Lions den
What about Job when he was down on his sick bed
Doug I wonder would you mind
Taking a little time out and tell the people
Just what God will do for you

(L1)
Hell fix it for you

(L)
Tellem son

(L1)
Hell fix it

(L)
I know He will

(L2)
For you

(L)
Whatever it is

(L2)
Hell fix it all for you

(L)
Whatever it is

(L2)
Hell fix it

(L)
I know He will

(L2)
For you
Hell fix it all for you

(L)
You know what

(L2)
Say it

(L)
Thats whats wrong with the world today
We dont join in together and lift up the name of Jesus like use to do no more
I like join in with you Doug and sing just a verse of that listen people

(L+L1)
Hell fix it for you
Hell fix it all for you

(L)
Just a little bit higher yall

(L+L1)
Hell fix it for you

(L2)
Yes He will

(L+L1)
Hell fix it for

(L+L2)
Let me tell you that
Hell fix it, Hell fix it, Hell fix it, Hell fix it,
Hell fix it, Hell fix it for you

(L2)
Oww

(L)
You hear me

(L2)
ww yeah

(L)
Yall hear me

(L+L2)
Let me tell you that
Hell fix it, Hell fix it, Hell fix it, Hell fix it,
Hell fix it, Hell fix it for you

(L)
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy

(L2)
One mo thing

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Listen
Do you believe the Lord will fix it
Do you believe the Lord will fix it
Do you believe the Lord will fix it
Do you believe the Lord will fix it
Do you believe the Lord will fix it
(fading out)

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R.I.P Mom I Luv u

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