The Pope, Nelson Mandela, David Beckam and a little girl were on an aeroplane when it started to crash. The pilots jumped off and they were the only people left on. There was only three parachutes left. The Pope said to Nelson Mandela 'you have done alot of good in your life, freeing people from captivity, so you deserve to go'. He agreed, and jumped off. Then the Pope said to David Beckam 'you are a great footballer and an idol, so you deserve to go'. He also agreed, and jumped off. Then the Pope turned to the little girl and said 'i have lived my life, but you havent had a chance, so you deserve to go now'. The little girl then turned around to the Pope and said 'but we can both go'. The Pope looked a little confused. The girl continued to say 'there are two parachutes left. David Beckam took my lunchbox'.