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IF U ARE A JAMAICAN U WILL MEMBA THIS
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ITS KINDA LONG BUT ITS THE TRUTH


THE GOOD OLD JAMAICAN DAYS ...

Memba when you do all you homework at school so dat as yuh reach home you ramp so til you hear smadddy shout out "yuh madda a ccooooommme!" and yuh dash inna yuh house and change yuh school uniform as yuh would surely get a beaten fi inna yuh uniform at 6pm.

Memba when yuh go school 7 days a week fi keep yuh outa trouble. Mon - Friday regular school and private lesson, saturday class, and sunday school at church which is a half day affair

Memba if yuh kin poopah lick and bu'st out you pants, yuh get a beaten
Memba 10 cent bulla and jackass corn

Memba when you turn on the tv at 4pm and wait till JBC sign on at 5pm, stand at attention sing the national anthem, and den sit back and watch some cartoon. And dont figet di Big Bwoy story whey you did haffi hide and tell

Memba when yu a come fram school and stop fi pick cherry off Mass John cherry tree and dawg run yu dung

Memba when yu madda sen yu fi tek the clothes fram affa di line but yu wait til night den yu fraid fi go by yuself

Memba when yu fraid fi go a shop by yuself a night because Miss Matty jus' dead and yu tink yu might si har duppy

Memba when yu and yu fren dem decide seh unu a go run a boat, the biggest cart wheel dumplin yu eva si!

Memba when coming fram school ina di rain and yu tek off yu shoes and walk barefoot all the way home a race board horse inna di gutter water

Memba when dem use fi gi weh free milk powder and bulga rice a school, an' yu play milk powder war all the way home

Memba when dem good rice and peas and chicken Sunday dinna with a nice refreshing glass ah carrot juice

Memba when yu 'ave roast breadfruit and ackee and salt fish breakfast jus' barely a day afta yu Saturday Peas soup wid cho-cho, turnip, carrot an' punkin

Memba when teacha beat yu because yu neva do yu homework

Memba marning time when yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch

Memba dem good ole starch uniform ( coudda stan up by demself ) and yu nice shine brown or black shoes

Memba when yu madda use fi seh "Go pick a switch mek a beat yu"

Memba Christmas time when everybody a mek a suit fi gran market night, mama stay up a bake cake, draw sorrell, cook curry goat, don't figet the case a D&G soda and red stripe beer weh unda the bed

Memba when a ginnep seed fly dung yu throat and smaddy 'ave fi lick yu back fi mek it fly back up

Memba when yu swallow chewing gum & dem seh yu ago ded cause it ago tie up yu tripe Memba a come fram school and stap fi get the last piece a Miss Brown toeto and a sky juice

Memba dem seh nuh buy nuh sky juice fram Mr. Tom because 'im ave sore foot

Memba when dem seh nuh buy bun & cheeze from juicie cause him use di knife cut & clean him toenail

Memba saving part a lunch money fi buy ice cream fram creamy weh come pan Sunday

Memba a fling stone fi lick dung ginnep and the stone bus yu bredda head

Memba the peanut man ... the jackfruit lady ... the orange man ... the sarda-pan man

Memba a play marble wid yu bredren dem

Memba a go a bush wid yu fadda

Memba a go undaneat the cellar fi the fowl egg (yes I do)

Memba a jump rope wid yu fren dem ... One two Beeny ... lick im mek im feel eh, mek im know yu mean eh, yu mean eh, yu mean eh

Memba playing "Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, All Dressed In Black Black Black"

Memba a kick foot ball wid yu fren dem roun' a ball grong

Memba when Cristmus come and we watch JohnCunu jump up and down and we get fraid?

Memba yu madda sen yu go a shop and yu sing the list all the way deh ... "one pint milk, one bread, 1 lb a flour. But when yu reach deh, yu tell the shop keeper yu want "1 pint of bread, 1 lb of milk & a flour

Memba when yu last yu madda money and yu fraid fi go back home because she might beat yu

Memba settin up the roosta dem fi fight

Memba all dem good duppy story, and nancy story wi 'ear growing up

Memba how yu use to fraid fi walk a night cause yu tink sey black-heart-man woulda tek yu weh

Memba when bokkle cut yu foot bottam dung a gully

Memba when yu use to stone Missa Smith mango tree dem, and we use to tink seh him have gun

Memba when yu left all day and go a rivva an go cook and when yu come come yu get a beaten

Memba when yu unifarm get dirty Monday marning, and Yu madda beat yu ina di evening

If you memba all the above THEN YOU OLD NO RATHID!

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Mi memba SOME a dem deh...lol

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Fi real mi read this and miss mi yaad star!!!!!!!!!! Jah kno.dissappointed

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awwwww does were the days

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lol me memba nuff a dem that mean me old..... boy i missed the good old days! only di beatn me nuh miss cuz me use to get some rawseclaat lick


-- Edited by DJKem at 14:00, 2008-11-25

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lmao mi memba a lot a dem tings deh!!!! jah know star it's so trueeeeeeee!!!!
mi miss yarddddddd

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sad me waan go HOME!!!!!

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lollollol FI REAL STAR MI DID BUSS OUT MI PANTS CRUTCH ALOT.

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memories dont live like ppl do

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memba seh a half o dem dat memba dem times deh never jamaican star...lol beh brittish an dem memba Miss Matty...

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Memoriez don't live like ppl do/They alwayz memba you! lol

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LOL fi real mi memba some a deh... those were dah days

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lmao mi memba a lot a dem tings deh!!!! jah know star it's so trueeeeeeee!!!!
mi miss yarddddddd


This is soooooooo trueeeeeeeeeee fi trueeeeeee!bwoy if mi hav powers mi wud guh bak inna dem dayz a gen!Especially when mi use 2 stone ppl mango tree...mi use 2 run like wow,when d ppl dem a come!And mi use 2 play marble alot and use 2 scrape man marble...lol,bwoy mi really miss dem dayz deh!lc

 



-- Edited by KILLAPRO at 15:10, 2008-11-25

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i post this and i neva read it all the way but this is real true but funny as hell

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