New testicle eating champion crowned Thursday, November 13, 2008
Testicles
Yes it's what you think they are. And yes they're biting them. And, yes again, they're from New Zealand.
It could only be the annual Shepherd's Shemozzle in the small town of Hunterville, where men are men and men eat bulls' testicles.
As part of the competition, punters had to bite into the balls and carry them in their mouths for 50m.
Once that feat was accomplished they had to scoff some dry weetabix and down a raw egg. In a rare respite they then got to wash the lot down with a can of beer.
Unfortunately if the beer was from Hunterville it was probably rubbish.
Winner Josh Masters looked on the bright side when asked about the taste of testies.
"Best of all, they weren't connected to anything."
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A wise man sees failure as progress/
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic/
And loses his soul in the process/ obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content/
but who in ya eat cow cod soup???? a chop up balls!!!!!
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I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
a dat inna cow cod soup.....cow balls...so any man or woman in ya dat nyam it a nyam cow balls jus like deh man deh...jus prepared differently
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I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.