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MZ Guru
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a loving husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, You can have her shipped d home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
The man replied, Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance.



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What the hell....LOL!

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dat mad

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lol Too big A Risk lclmao

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deh man yah av sense lol

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