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2 Brothers set up a brothel without mammis but with .......

Two brothers from Sincelejo, tired of being one of the many unemployed on Col****ia's Caribbean coast, decided to set up a brothel. In this tropical brothel you won't find a variety of luscious mamis though. Thirty donkeys are available to fulfill the randy man's needs.


Those able to understand the welcome sign in the photo above will understand exactly what goes on behind the tree. Donkeys are not considered food in Col****ia, but can definitely serve for other, equally fundamental joys of life.


Brothers Julio Cesar and Carlos Andres are making good money on providing the ambiance and the donkeys for the "happily living" customers. Their business--providing snacks, beers and a number of willing donkeys--has been a lot more profitable than any other job they had so far. "Not because of the beers and snacks," the brothers admitted to newspaper La Libertad.

The donkeys' services cost in between 10,000 to 20,000 pesos depending on the time used and the toys used to make the donkey move in a more sensual way.


The animals do not only please the average man's needs. According to the brothers, among their best clients are the former mayor of Soledad, a former council member of Súan and a former congressman for the Conservative Party.

According to La Libertad, Col****ia's coastal area has several donkey brothels. 

. In this tropical brothel you won't find a variety of luscious mamis though. Thirty donkeys are available to fulfill the randy man's needs.

Those able to understand the welcome sign in the photo above will understand exactly what goes on behind the tree. Donkeys are not considered food in Col****ia, but can definitely serve for other, equally fundamental joys of life.

Brothers Julio Cesar and Carlos Andres are making good money on providing the ambiance and the donkeys for the "happily living" customers. Their business--providing snacks, beers and a number of willing donkeys--has been a lot more profitable than any other job they had so far. "Not because of the beers and snacks," the brothers admitted to newspaper La Libertad.

The donkeys' services cost in between 10,000 to 20,000 pesos depending on the time used and the toys used to make the donkey move in a more sensual way.

The animals do not only please the average man's needs. According to the brothers, among their best clients are the former mayor of Soledad, a former council member of Súan and a former congressman for the Conservative Party.

According to La Libertad, Col****ia's coastal area has several donkey brothels.



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WAH DI b*m*oCLAAT DIS MI A READ OR IS IT I CANT READ ? MY EYES R FOOLING ME

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among their best clients are the former mayor of Soledad

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