Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and claats him with a frying pan. 'Aaahh! Wat dat fa ?' he shouts 'Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, 'Miss Melba' says his wife. 'Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race,' he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and 'whack!'- one brute lick inna 'im headback - with the back of the dutch-pot. 'Ooowww,' he shouts. 'Wa' dat for now?' 'Yu horse deh pan di phone'!