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Mis Melba :lol:

Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and claats him with a frying pan. 'Aaahh! Wat dat fa ?' he shouts 'Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, ct'Miss Melba' says his wife. 'Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race,' he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and 'whack!'- one brute lick inna 'im headback - with the back of the dutch-pot.
'Ooowww,' he shouts. 'Wa' dat for now?'
'Yu horse deh pan di phone'!

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LOL WTF DIS ONE FUNNY LOL

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