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alligcold

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Date: 16:27 10/17 2008

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All passengers were in the gate area waiting anxiously to board their Air Jamaica flight to the UK. The flight crew are now about to board, with the Co-pilot arriving and is impeccably dressed in his uniform, wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate. The airline flight attendants explained to the passengers, that although he is blind, he is one of the best co-pilots in the company. A few moments later, the Pilot arrived. He too was also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight attendants. The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company, and together with the Co-pilot, they are the most experienced team in the c**kpit. With everyone on board, the plane is now ready to embark onto the runway, ready to take its turn. Now on the runway, the Air Jamaica flight increases its speed ready for take off...more and more the speed is increasing. Still continuing down the runway the plane does not take off; it continues to run but stays on the ground. By this time the passengers are terrified as they all realize that the end of the runway is getting closer and closer, and in an explosion of general hysteria, all of the passengers start screaming as ifthey are possessed. At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot calmly turns to the Co-pilot and says: 'Any day di passenger dem no scream....we salt!!!'

-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 04:28, 2008-10-28

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Date: 19:39 10/19 2008

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Date: 00:35 10/28 2008

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