THE DAY THE P.ENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE...
I HEREBY REQUEST A RAISE IN SALARY FOR THE FOLLOWING READONS.
- I DO PHYSICAL LABOUR,
-I WORK AT GREAT DEPTHS
-I DONT GET WEEKENDS OR PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF
-I WORK IN A DAMP ENVIROMENT
I WORK IN A DARK WORKPLACE THAT HAS POOR VENTILATION
I WORK IN HIGH TEMPERATURES
-MY WORK EXPOSES ME TO CONTAGIOUS DISEASES.

SINCERLY
P. NISS

RESPONSE:

DEAR P.NISS

AFTER ASSESING YOUR REQUEST & CONSIDERING THE ARGUMENTS U HAVE RAISED, WE HAVE DENIED UR REQUEST FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS...

- U DONT WORK 8HRS STRAIGHT
-U FALL ASLEEP AFTER BRIEF WORK PERIODS
-U DONT TAKE INITIATIVE
-U NEED TO BE PRESSURED & STIMULATED INTO STARTING WORK
- LEAVE THE WORK PLACE RATHER MESSY AT THE END OF UR SHIFT
-U DONT ALWAYS OBSERVE NECESSARY SAFETY REGULATIONS, SUCH AS WEARING CORRECT PROTECTIVE CLOTHING.
-UR NOT ALWAYS ABALE TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS & AS IF THAT WASNT ALL, U CONSTANTLY ENTER THE WORK PLACE CARRYING 2 SUSPICIOUS BAGS.

YOURS SINCERLY

V.GINA