One day a husband comes homes and finds his wife complain about every thing. She points him to the light in the hall and asks him to fix it, he replies what do I look like to you a con Edison worker? Then she goes to the refrigerator and asks him to fix the door, he says, What am I a G&E operator?

            He gets upset and leaves the house to go get beer in a bar. When he comes home, he see the lights is fine and the refrigerator door open fine, so he goes to his wife and asks, what happen? Everything works, she says, well when you left I sat on the porch crying and this nice gentle man approached me and asked me what was wrong, I told him and he said hell fix everything, but I either gotta bake a cake for him are have sex with him. Then the husband asks, so what kinda cake you baked him? she says, do I look like Betty Crocker?

life is one big road with a lots of sign