A Jamaican country doctor running a clinic in Mocho wanted to take a day off work to go to Kingston,
so he called his dispenser to take over.         

'Obediah, Ah have fi go a Kingston today, Ah want you to keep the clinic open, in case any patients come in.                     

You t'ink you cyan handle it?'          

'Yes, sah, yes sah!' answered Obediah, thrilled to be put in charge.         

The following day the doctor returned to work.  He asked Obediah, 'So how t'ings went yesterday?'         

'I had was to treat t'ree patients,' said Obie proudly.

De fuss one seh 'im have a bad 'eadache, so mi give 'im two Tylenol.         

De second one seh 'im belly a hot him bad, bad, so mi give him some Maalox.          

'Good work, good work,'  said the doctor, ' And de t'ird patient?'          

'Well, sah, suddenly dis ooman bust inna de door.  And she tear off all har clothes sah!  Me seh, every last piece ah