One day a man walks into a bakers shop and asks the assistant if he could purchase a bum... The lady looks confussed and asks him if he means a bun... After he gets his bun he goes into a bucket shop and asks the assistant if he could kindly purchase a f**ket... The assistant replies dont u mean a bucket.... Now the man has his bun and bucket and goes into a clock shops and asks the assistant for a c**k... The assistant raises her eyebrows and asks him if he means a clock... The man leaves the shop with his 'bun, bucket and clock' and heads home as he on his journey a lady stops and asks him if he has the time.. The man replies certainly... 'Hold my bum and f**ket whilst i get my c**k out'
I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.