Usain mi dawlin, mi just want yuh fi know dat sake a yuh, mi marriage

  almost mash up di odder day, because a piece of jealousy teck my

  husband.

  Well wah never happen in a year happen in a day

  Mi kyaan believe mi eyes

  Ever since Usain Bolt win di Olympics 100 metres



  Fi mi husband start exercise

  Yuh tink a lickle talk mi a talk to him

  Bout how him belly a get big

  Mi tired fi tell him how him a get waggaty

  An start to fayva pig

  Mi spend mi money sign him up a gym

  Steam vegetable gi him every day

  Him *u*k him teet an say "Man must have guts"

  And galang him merry way



  But when Usain Bolt win di Olympic 100 metre gold

  An mi start fi scream

  "Usain Bolt mi love yuh, mi love yuh, mi love yuh

  Yuh fulfill mi wildest dream"

  Mi run up an dung inna di living room like mi mad

  All liddung pon di floor

  Mi say "Usain, a long time no man no excite mi so

  Mi ago love yuh more and more"

  Right now mi have picture of Usain Bolt pon every wall

  And one beside mi bed

  One pon mi t-shirt, two inna mi purse

  And a Usain Bolt inna mi head

  Usain Bolt full mi up wid so much pride

  Mi doan even waan fi eat

  And when mi talk bout how him body look good

  Mi husband say mi sound like mi a cheat





  Him mout long up and say mi have young bway nature

  An a long time mi love mawga man

  When mi tell him say Usain Bolt just meck mi feel good

  Him say mi a behave like more dan fan



  Him bex like bullfrog di odda morning

  How mi gi him di breakfast cold

  Sake a mi a watch di rerun a Usain a gi dem donkey length

  Fi win di 100 metre gold



  Dem show di race again when mi a cook di Satiday soup

  Mi gi out "What a mawga man can run"

  Mi dis hear "it come een like say sake a dis mawga man

  Mi an mi Satiday soup a get bun"





  Well Usain mi dawlin, dem say who bex lose

  So mi say later fi him

  But one ting mi know all of a sudden him start eat healty

  And find himself a gym



  And between mi an yuh Usain, him proud a yuh big time

  But mi dear, nuh watch no face

  Yuh name write pon mi heart dat Satiday when yuh get di gold

  Inna di Olympics 100 metre race



  Written by Joan Andrea Hutchinson