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Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"

a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\"

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


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interesting questions

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hmm

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What do you call male ballerinas?
answer is VERY GAY

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i'm going to point to my crotch when i want t find out where the bathroom is
and i'm going to make sure i only ask girls when i do

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never read all..

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
Yes.Yes. Based on memories.

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a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??



Mi wonda that all the time!hmm

Explain Rubbut...!!!

-- Edited by Kayliababy at 23:55, 2008-08-09

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these got me thinking

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hmmmmmmm

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i've got a headache just from reading them

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of course blind pple can c dem dream dream is a vision

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dem ques here maad,

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BABY wrote:

What do you call male ballerinas?
answer is VERY GAY


lol

 



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these are brain buster

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lol ahh boi...mi affi laugh @ some of these questions
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Kayliababy wrote:

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??



Mi wonda that all the time!hmm

Explain Rubbut...!!!

-- Edited by Kayliababy at 23:55, 2008-08-09


Ok Kayli.. Yes they dream but their dreams r  limited by their memory/experience. 4 eg. They got blind when their cousin was 12.. Their cousin is 30 now.. When a blind person dreams of this cousin they will see the person as being 12 in that dream.. ..

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a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

My dogs don't get angry when I blow in their face an dem neva go inna car yet so me nuh know bout dat.

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ammmm

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hmm

Bad breath can only explain why them get mad wen people blow in di dogs face lollol

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