This one is worth the effort. Have a laugh. Little James was at school one morning when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out. Fireman, policeman, salesman, company CEO, etc, but James was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. Said James, "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little James aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said James, "He plays cricket for the West Indies, but I was just too embarra**ed to tell the truth!!!"
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