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Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
 

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ssugarlipss (Administrator)
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A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
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A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted p*u**yy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

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ohhhhhhhhhh crap,,yow mi think seh a bite she did ago bite it off to blotclatttttt lol lol lol

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lollollollol mi tink she was gonna drop something heavy on it to hide it lollol
BADANG!!!

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lol @ both of yuh lollol

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lol dat maaad

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wowwowwow dta must have hurt ouch!

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shit.crazy hurt

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lmaolollol

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shittttttttttt man cocok mash up

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lollollol: danngggggg, dat *lo** supposed to a spray like hose

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lollolloldisbelief *lo**clat, dats some funny shit ........ all dat d man ah do fi pum pum lol

he cud ah jus ask d gyal fi him substitute fi d hot dog

buh rattid dah sound painful to ra** lol

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lollol

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ahhh...mmmmmmmmm...aaaaaahhh...oooouuuchhhh

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LOL

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some man jus nuh kno how fi get P**ylol

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