Yes mi know oonu did a dead fi di likkle carry go bring come, mi just did a mek sure mi get some propa Hot Mess come give oonu cause oonu know mi already mi nuh carry waste news but no worry today di pot full till it a boil over. So since a mi seh Hot Mess mek mi just start talk di tings dem.
:: PARTY PROMOTER GETS ATTACKED
People duh one yah hotter than a thiefing car. Oonu nuh hear seh last night the popular party promoter weh deh a court now fi molest di likkle bwoy haffi run fi him life a one party up a Barbican after him diss some bad man and dem pree seh a him did deh inna the news fi a try drunk off the likkle bwoy. Mi hear seh him tell di man dem badwud at di party entrance and a bag a dem rush him wid knife and couple big stone and all these tings. Some people a seh Usain and Asafa inna trouble because di speed weh dem see di fat man a go dung di road at is a parachute dem ago need fi stop him. Dem seh if smaddy did a time it is about 6 seconds flat di man tear dung di 200m stretch a road inna not even a Nascar nuh suh fast. Weh yuh seh Bounty .. "Man a badman and we nuh fren.. wooiieeee....". See wah happen wen di venue ongly hav one entrance so nuh man cyaah enter from di BACK. ..weh yuh seh Assassin.."duh bruk the ONE WAY...."
:: SELECTOR GET BOX A WEDDY WEDDY
Ah how some gyal a gwaan like dem hyper dan blacker, chu yuh man a selecta and him beat di case yuh tink seh yuh can go violate people, mi hear seh a Weddy Weddy Anniversary di gyal a try hype pon ah man and go diss him di man look pon har and seh "hey gyal yuh tink seh ***** Hype a badman" an swing haffi har ...an guess who run in and collect di box nuh di same selecta weh seh Kartel kunk him and gun butt him up.. Jesam is a deafas di man get, di man get di box fasta dan how yuh pick up money a Western Union, people yuh coulda stay up a Coopers Hill and hear di loudas, all now him ears mussi a ring.. talk bout Kuff Kaff Konneck..
:: ZAGGA PROVOKES GRUNG GAD
Thursday night inna the club a Kurt Riley Birthday party, Zagga come in deh come lock it dung and all a big up the Grung Gad and him crew den tun round an a fling Hot Wud seh "Big up Cross Angry, but badman a badman and fool is a fool.. a suh it go sometimes". Den fi mek matters worse di man decide him ago tun selecta later dung inna di night and di man reel off bout 20 Mavado tune and 3 Kartel, him neva play nuh 'Cross Angry' nor none a him own tune dem. Mi convince seh him rate di man dem and a try fren dem up. But see di hatta clapse yah now, the Grung Gad a deh pon On Stage likkle more a talk di tings dem mi hear seh him ago tell di whole world bout di King and di Vibes weh nah Shock no more and who get pinch and all these tings..... Weh yuh seh Nikki B .. " if yuh mek a man pinch yuh pon yuh b***y memba yuh a get two outta di Shotti.."
:: QUESTION TIME
- Kruddy a which batta ears mi hear seh a call up yuh name inna waste argument and a try fren up di Lynx, a wonda if a because dem trade har in for a newer and hyper model, mi hear seh di ride nuh good again it kinda bumpy bumpy... an har new man a hype wid it like a new car and nuh see seh a beat out wid putty and spray ova dat.
- How HONEY sell off suh mi hear seh di amount a people in deh yuh woulda tink seh dem a grant Cuban and Haitian refuge. ASR oonu rich again.
- Wah happen ova My Scheme mek Kartel entourage just surround him so pon stage when di light lock off and beer man a get kick and tump, weh yuh seh Teacha tell dem duh run in.... and hush to di bredda wid di shoes print inna him head back.
- Wonda if Teacha and Empire ago show up a Fullyloaded, cause a di man dem backyard dem carry di show come inna. Weh yuh seh Ryno.. "any man diss di link mek di paper.. K full him a ole like strainer"
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