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ANDREDESIGNZ
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After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Johnny remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening.

He was afraid that his dentist would notice the smell of pums in his mouth, so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that he used 5 liters of listerine.

As he arrived at his dentist office, he *u*ked 5 mint candies. His turn then came up so he was welcomed in by his dentist, who told Johnny to have a seat on the chair.
Feeling confident & well relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough to his mouth and said:

-'Man, why yuh do 69 before yuh come to mi office?'

-What's up Doc? Does my mouth smell like pums?

-No, yuh mouth smell good, but yuh forehead smell like .

-- Edited by bLaCkBeatZ at 13:26, 2009-01-16

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WOW

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lmao

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wow

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ewwwwwwwww

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oh gosh

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Damn!!!!!!!!!

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jepomaxxx
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p*u**yy nuffi *u*k nuh fi f**k

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pumpum nuh fi *u*k & dats y lolololol

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lmao.gif deh joke ya sweet lol

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllbrickololololol mout in pink nose in stink lololololol bun out lolllllll lol :DWL: dwl

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:lo: jah know lol

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DWL..dentist find out him secret.......some ppl need 2 stop live dem freak freaky life

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dutty

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smh

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lollollollollollol

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" but yuh forehead smell like ... "

stupid johnny ! lmao

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LMAO

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afta all a dat mouth cleaning him couldn wash him face, futher more BATHE...lol

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