A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio. He
saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading.

'Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?'

Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, 'A bird.'

The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up,
he was in the Portland hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked
him what happened.

The Rasta said, 'Mi nuh know. I mon was lying on de beach, an dis
likkle gal asked me a question, den I man.... guess I man mussah dozed off an next ting I man know is I man deh ya.'

The police went t o the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
'What did you do to that naked Rasta?'

After a pause, the girl replied,
'me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all. Me was a play wid him bird
an it spit pon me.
So, me bruk its neck, cracked its two eggs dem, and set de nest pon fire