People, mi just have lunch at mi hotel and mi ah go run go inna the town fi see what a gwaan wid mi girlfriends dem. One of dem vex and gone back a town because  the police dem a pressure Bounty fi the cussing and she even vex say him get boo, but the rest of us stayed to watch Akon last night, and we were not disappointed.Mi have nuff fi talk about, so no long intro. Run the passa passa. 

AKON DAZZLES AT SUMFEST
Some people say Akon worth every penny of the US$30,000 Sumfest paid to fly him by private jet from Vancouver, the man work fi one hour and 45 minutes, him go inna the crowd, the girl dem strip him, the man just gwaan wid crazy things over the venue and the place ram but not like last year.To me though, it appeared that he was lipsyncing for most of the time except for when he did In the Ghetto. My girlfriends loved every minute of his performance but I admit I was surprised that he did the same set that he always does when he comes here. At least we got to see Tami Chynn do Frozen with him, she showed her international crossover appeal , and I hope that her label finds out how to market her.

I was disappointed in Keyshia Cole, she could have done better, she did the same set she did at the Ms. Jamaica Universe contest earlier this year. She looked like she was going through the motions, and never came to give Jamaica something special. No one can match Mary J. Bliges performance last year at Sumfest. LUST gave a good performance and Queen Ifrica was my excelente, and now that people are paying attention, she bussed the place with Randy.

WHY NO COCO TEA
Early this morning, everybody was asking where was Coco Tea, but mi hear say him say him not closing no show for the little bit of money Gourzong wants to pay him, and him just give dem back him money same time. It end up with Richie Spice ah close the show and the people dem start walk out pon him inna the early morning.

BEENIE, BEENIE, BEENIE IS THE GIRLS DEM SNAPPER
A.K.A  and Phlex dem a say Beenie Man do the same performance all the time no matter where him go, but that is not true. Mi see the man bring on the little children, Little Beeda, Big Beeda and Baby Tash and done the place. Yu nuh see when him tell the 20,000 strong at Sumfest that Bounty Killer sey dat mi a fish, well... Beenie Man a girls dem snapper!", the place never good again. Beenie get the biggest forward fi the night wid the talk. Rasta, yu is a bias Alliance wagonist, mi love how Bounty did a gwaan when him cuss Red Stripe but him overdo the fish thing and sabotage himself, yu caan escape that. Dont blame me because yu artiste cannot control himself. Mi see him and Lena British ah party, it look like him just pay him $4,000 fine for the cursing already and nah watch no face. Mavado never steal Sumfest, after is not a mango, the people dem stand up pon him fi the last eight minutes. Racquel, ah Beenie we say, no watch nutten.

SUICIDE RUMOURS ABOUND AS ELOQUENT HANGS SELF
Mi hear say ah crazy rumours of suicide ah rotate say Hollowpoint kill himself, but mi a hear say is an artiste name Steven 'Eloquent' Menzie from Ocho Rios who stab up him common-law wife den hang himself from a Spanish Elm tree. Mi feel it because ah DJ Sunshine from IRIE artiste, and mi know say she did believe inna him. Hush Sunshine, condolences to the family. The common law wife is recuperating at the St. Anns Bay hospital.