Famous we say, everything one876 do, the follow-backers just a SHADOW we, ah we ah run the ting, we have story about Deva Brat, dem run go put up one too, we do story about a certain TV host, dem bruk dem neck fi write it too, it clear say ah we ah lead the ting, right? Abena to the #$% world, ah we say fresh and clean everyday, the whole ah the dancehall-reggae world ah read me, mi have the latest cereal, brand new material, kill dem in a sequel (big up the Doctor), mi ah go bury dem str88888888. Mi just want to say hi to all my famous friends, good morning to Dancehall Queen, Racquel, JahB, Defender, BadMan, Gerricurl, Don Dada, Diamond, Bubble, Barbie**, Ms Advocate, Candycane, Spanish Town, Sunnin, Lady, I LOVE JAMAICA, Suzette, TeeTee, Angie, Ruffrider, Schoolgirl, Africa, Suzi Q, Munchie British and even dutty Nay. Mizztikle, how yu a gwaan so terrible pon the people dem site? Young money, Claude Mills, Kriq, LINKS, ah de so mi ting stop. JUICE TIME! 

GAVIESHA'S CUTE BELLY IS SHOWING

Mi spot Gaviesha the other day in the supermarket and she looked super-cute with her little belly. Yes, Jamaica, Gav is starting to show and in a few months, we will have our baby from the Gullyside, whoo! whoo! whoo! I feel it's a boy so join with me while I sing 'He's So Special, so special, so special...' So, Gav, yu ah de real big woman inna the ting, right now, mi feel say yu fi get the platinum Gully ring now, and mi see dem a tell lie say yu a Stacious inna big friction and all these things, but me personally know say she happy fi yu.

ALL ROADS LEADS TO MIU

Everybody is talking about the MIU party tomorrow in Portmore, it ah go sick with Denvo, DJ Inferno and Johnny Kool rocking the hizzle. Prekeh, big up anywhere yu de, yu large, yu song, Fatta Dan a Pound by Vybz Kartel ah lock BBC inna England. The ting sell off. MIU TO THE UNIVERSE   

CASINO ROYALE OO7 TONIGHT
Everybody ah look forward to the Natural Bridge Records/RECAS show, Casino Royale tonight at the New Kingston Golf Academy. Crazy money ah spend pon the promotion, Tamra, we hope the ting shot. The event will feature music by DJ Kurt Riley, DJ Liquid, DJ Smurf , Delano and Jazzy T. Mad ting!

RICHIE B HANGS WITH CECILE, ESTELLE IN NYC
Hot 102 Disc jock Richie B hung out with singer Estelle recently backstage at the Jamrock Reggae Fest in the NYC. Estelle who hails from England is just now getting a big break in the US. She's signed to John Legend's label and has the monster hit American Boy' featuring Kanye West that's blowing up all over the world. The photo was taken at the recently staged 'Jamrock Reggae Fest' in the NYC.

JAMAICA IN TURMOIL
The other day mi ah listen to mi radio when NWSMA head Joan Gordon-Webley ah talk about how crazy gunman wid some long rifle lock off over the Riverton City dump and she had to tek weh herself from what was happening. The environmental situation in Kingston is deplorable. One of mi girlfriends dem have bad asthma and it has been acting up since Wednesday night, she was hospitalized last night. Plus mi hear say school fees are going up, mi hear say one school will be charging $15,500, according to the Daily Gleaner. Last year, the JLP Government abolished tuition fees in secondary schools, but now increased operational expenses have made fee hikes inevitable. HELP, WE INNA TROUBLE!

POLICE STYLE A DON
What a way the police dem style the don say him DigiFell cellphone ah ring inna him butt? From the first time mi hear it, mi know say ah lie dem a tell because mi have a cousin inna GP and when mi call him, him phone always de pon vibrate. Is a Zeeks ting the police dem a try pull off fi mek the Clansman head look a way, dem a try erode the man gra**roots support and it shows that the justice and prison rehabilitation system needs a serious overhaul.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
What is going on with DIAMOND and the urologist?

Why is the YMCA in Kingston charging $3,500 per week for children when other YMCAs charge only $1,500? Dem a try slaughter poor people inna Kingston.

When Sugar Moses (journalist Milton Wray) ah go start him recording career, worse like how him just publish him big book Who Am I: The Untold Story? Big up mi boss.

How that female cop manage not to pay rent for five years and as the 30th come, my dutty landlord ah beat down my door?

How dem a handle Jody so bad on the site? Low mi friend!

Who tief the laptop belonging to Macka Head formerly of the Innocent Krew? The man just drop back inna the place and pure almshouse.