I am sorry all my decent folks, I got a bit depressed yesterday, I followed one of my girlfriends who wanted to test drive the new Benz and all these things, and she didnt like them, so went over to the Audi dealership, and I fell in love with the 2008 Audi A6, mi go test drive it and mi head out to airport road and then the salesperson showed me the tiptonic feature, and mi just a change gear wid mi hand on the steering wheel,  mi just fall in love same time, and then him go hit me with the 5.6 million price, mi head start hurt me same time, not to mention the Q7 at 9 million, nuh house price that people? You know mi did already tired from mi trip, so mi go home and just hold a meddi and try build back. Anyway, mi wake up this morning, feeling positive and more like myself, and now mi anxious fi gi some trouble, so mi peeps, I AM BAAACCCKKK! Be afraid, very afraid!

BOUNTY AND PEPE IN VIBES OVER GIRL
Wah really a gwaan inna Kingston though? Mi hear some vibes ah go down between the baller Pepe Goodison and Bounty Killer over a girl. Pepe was with the girl first and then Killa draw fi it, and start control her, but Pepe pull off a Beres, and put up a resistance, and return like a real mack and get her back inna the camp. So the other day, Pepe de de wid fi him boys de a Weddy inna the High Rollers section and Ele roll in wid fi him boys and the place did pack up, and ting, so by the time Killa reach, the place ram and the boys dem start to mumble and ting, and ah so the real vibes between them come out, and one of Killa boys dem get rough up real bad and *lo** all draw and ting; thats why de rumour say Killa get box start. But me love how the man dem hold it and nuh mek it get outta hand cause mi hear say Killa roll come outta Little Copa fi the Ballers dem event last Friday, and Foota Hype ah endorse the ting. Ah three of Bounty Killer girls Pepe gone wid now, memba Racia? And Killa still ah hold it, him really mature. Ah so we love see the unity. Keep the peace, ah love we ah deal wid.

PASS-AROUND GIRLS GET DROPPED
Mi mek a early pass through Weddy last night, and mi tell yu, mi nuh love how the ting look. Is like is just one set of girls out there and dem a get pass around like a old battered copy of XNews. Only one man buy and spend pon her, but everybody a get a one use offa her, it nuh look good, dem a behave like community property. Last night wah mi see happen is some new British girl drop inna the place and all the regulars dem who get batter from the man dem just get kicked to the curb instantly. The whole ah dem haffi tek taxi go home, cause the new girl dem a get feature.  Some gal condition nuh stay good at all, listen mi tune: dem de a road from 19 how long and no have no car key a spin pon dem hand. WHOI! Mi ignorant fi dem! Dem fi have some p--- principle.

KHAOS AND DONIA FRICTION DEEP
Mi log on to one876 and see say the article about Khaos get over 70 comments, and everybody ah talk about how Khaos de wid Donia former girl, and there is a feud between them and all these things. Mi hear whole heap a personal information about high school days drama wid school football and girls and it interesting bad, but the way mi see it, the man dem shoulda just hold a order and reason it out. J.O.P fi life we say!