Why man so wicked? Mi de pon mi phone this morning ah talk to mi girlfriend about how ah her dutty man violate her and she was forced to mash up him vehicle and lick her best friend inna her face. Why? She walk into her apartment fi get her laptop and find her boyfriend and her best friend inna bed. Naked like two animal inna heat. My girl just wheel the laptop and mash up the gal face. And she go downstairs and fling a half a brick inna the BMW windscreen. See how some man no have no c principle? Thats why mi no waan no new friend and mi no allow my girlfriend dem fi too chummy wid my man. Mi no play dem game de, mi no de pon that. Time for the Wednesday Tea.

DJ CAUGHT INDULGING IN PUBIC ORATORY

Wah dat mi a read inna yesterday Chat about a certain deejay/comedian who always a bun out Mr. Lex who the police ketch ah dine down below last week outta Airport road? Will I bun dem out? Quite so! I remember quite clearly a particular impersonation of Mr. Lex that was quite funny and was a big hit on the last album but it appears that they - we don't know which one - are impersonating Mr. Lex in more ways than one. Let me elaborate, one of mi girlfriends dem who de wid a police tell me say a patrol squad frighten the deejay ah indulge in pubic oratory and threaten fi arrest him, and him peel dem a nice piece ah US fi forget about what they saw, but tongues are wagging. Who ah the famous mouth now? Who ah the stiff tongue yute now? Mi caan see oonu nowhere, watch the low profile ting.

MARC JOHNSON TO BE BURIED ON JULY 6TH

Marc Johnson will be buried on July 6th at a church in HWT. We dont have any details yet about the funeral service, but there will also be a ni-nite which will be held in a location that can allow Marcs colourful assortment of friends to attend and pay tribute to him. We ah go get more details soon.

WHITE LIGHTS AT RICH N HAPPY SATDAZE

Although DJ Flamez come down with a wicked hog flu this week and is not on air, she is at home resting and recovering but the plans are still in place for White Lights at the Destiny Mall in Portmore, St. Catherine. Ah mad ting, crazy dancehall, the dancers dem a go over de, Danielle, Stacious, Tifa, Lady G, everybody ah go over de. Ladies free, men pay $300.

 SEX N THE CITY SATDAZE

Nikki Z kicks off her event this Saturday with Sex N the City Satdaze. She is going all out too with a full service dinner menu avaliable till 11:30 and also bottle service avaliable all night long.... Nico Bam Bam on the wheels of steel special mini Midnight concert series (one reggae R&B artist 3-4 songs) This Saturday,  Chris Martin, will perform promptly @ midnight. Make sure you bring ya
boo for the live performance.   Hip Hop, R&B,Dance, Alternative &
Dancehall, it will be an unforgettable experience.

BIG UPS

Big up Richie Spice, there is an album review in this moths issue of Vibe, the one with Mariah Carey on the cover, plus articles about Beres Hammond in Rewind and Joe Gibbs, MH in Boomshots. We love how oonu ah represent reggae.