Dulcie In Court

Late ketch Dulcie, suh she decide fi tek a short cut. As she a mek har way through di bush, two man ole har dung an rape har. She report it to di police, who ketch di man dem afta couple a days. When di case reach a court, Dulcie had to tek di witness stand.

Here's a bit of the court transcript ...

Clerk of the Court: Miss Black (Dulcie), please describe to the court what happened on the night in question.

Dulcie: Well sah, as a was mekkin mi way through di bush, dem two man deh just jump out pan mi, hol mi dung, tear aff mi draws and push dem c*cky inna mi p*ssy!

Judge: Please, please, please, please, Please. Miss, could you please be kind enough to use the proper names for the body parts in question!

Dulcie: Wah yuh mean sah?

Judge: Please say he pushed his penis into your vagina.

Dulcie: OK sah.

Clerk of the court: Please continue Miss Black.

Dulcie: As a wuz sayin, dem ole mi dung and push dem, ahm ... excuse mi sah, a wah yuh seh a di nickname fi c*cky an' p*ssy is again?