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Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex

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  1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
  2. Many people play hockey even after they're married
  3. The puck's always hard
  4. The protective equipment is reusable
  5. It lasts at least an hour
  6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
  7. You always know how big the stick is
  8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
  9. You can change players on the fly
  10. You don't have to be embarra**ed if you don't get the puck up
  11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
  12. Your parents cheer when you score
  13. Periods last only 20 minutes
  14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
  15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards


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Periods last only 20 minutes
eewww haha

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hmm

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1 reason why hokey an my sex nuh gree a bare man play hockey one time. unless my tv a tell lie.

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kool nuh

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lol...dis a f**kery...sex cya compare to hockey...sex is sex

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calcetaz wrote:

lol...dis a f**kery...sex cya compare to hockey...sex is sex



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hockey better dan sex??????? wow!

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lol...dis a f**kery...sex cya compare to hockey...sex is sex


THATS VERY TRU calcetaz

 



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1 reason sex is better than hockey. WHO THE F UCK WOULD CHOOSE TO PLAY HOCKEY OVER SEX?????????????/?????????????????

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total phucry

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lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolsome of it similar 2 sex

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PAPSROMEO wrote:

1 reason sex is better than hockey. WHO THE F UCK WOULD CHOOSE TO PLAY HOCKEY OVER SEX?????????????/?????????????????


lol real talk

 



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binnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, f*kry dis

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nothing i mean nothing can compare to sex.

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bin this shit.. it's fo white folks

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