A Jamaican man is sitting watching tv and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Ay! Wa' dat fa?" e shouts.

"Me fine one paper inna yu pocket wid a gal name pon it, "Miss Maisy." she says.

"Wa you mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and Miss Maisy is de name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he protests.

Two days later he is sitting watching tv again and "wack" one lick ina him head back with a dutch-pot.

"Oooowww" he shouts, "wa' dat fa now?"

Wife replies, "Yu horse deh pon di phone "!

its old but i still like it