A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past,
looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"

The monkey says, "Yu wan some?"

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get
a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the
river and leans over to get his drink.. Well, the lizard is so high that he
leans too far over, and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the 
side,
then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking 
a
spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off, where 
he
finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint.

He looks up and says "Hey you!"





The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de Blo*o*dclaat dis?......A how much
water you drink?