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ladyvane18
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bored of cheesy pick up lines use these replieslol
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"


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Scoota
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lol unu caan do we so. mi nuh use lines anyway

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which girl is brave enough to use those@vane?

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Mediazone Badman
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lol!!

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ladyvane18
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any man steps 2 me wiv those cheesy lines then i'll use them@PAPSROMEO

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THEM LINE DEH GONE WID NUFF GAL

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lol

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i would b like.....BITCH! and these aint funny

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lolol

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zortec
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cave men days that.

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Jamdon_1
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No more lines, just draw the club knock unno out and drag unno inna mi cave

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dem supp'n dey never happen to me....lol

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Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

lol i seh dat before

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then a how fi har nut suh hard fi crack... she want a kuf kaff kweff

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Msz JayBee
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lollollol nice

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Kareem AkA DJ FRESH
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mi no know a wah happen to some a dem yute ya as if them no use some a them all scoota lol

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lol

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Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

I've said that one before above.gif


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

I need to use that one above.gif...soooo useful

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this maddddddddddddddddddd

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