A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to
>a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck
>leads 2 a ****. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after
>you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the
>clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont
>multiply!
>Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25
>tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
>Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems
>4-10 years.
>If you send this in 15 mins. your
>safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
>This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to
>you online.
>
>
>
>Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
>calories.
>
>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
>it whitens your teeth
>
>Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
>
>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
>
>
>
>Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal
>without......................187 cal
>
>Take off her Bra
>With two hands..........................8 cal
>With one hand.........................12 cal
>With mouth.............................85 cal
>
>Put on Protection
>hard ........................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal
>
>Foreplay
>Looking for target...................8 cal
>Finding G spot
>......................92 cal
>I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
>
>Entry
>Holding her..................12 cal
>On the floor.................8 cal
>
>With Different Position
>Missionary..........................358 cal
>Doggy...........................316 cal
>69 lying...............................286 cal
>69 standing.............................512 cal
>Italian hanger.........................912 cal
>
>Orgasm
>Real................................112 cal
>Faking................................315 cal
>
>After "O"
>Lying in Bed............................18 cal
>Hop off the bed............................36 cal
>Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
>
>
>
>Get dressed
>Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
>Rushing.........................98 cal
>Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218cal
>Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal