It was that time, the Sundat morning service, for the chinldren's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a biitch to iron".
When i was 6 months pregnant with my third child, my three-year old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy. " I know'" she replied, "but what's growing in you butt?"
One day the first grade teacher was readinf the story of Chicken Little to her class. She cam to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read .... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, The sky is falling! The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and sais, " I think he said. 'Holy sh*t! A talking chicken!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. poor child
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