Three women: One engaged, One married, and One mistress, are chatting about their relarionships and decided to amaze thier men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said" 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice , 4' stilettos and mask.. he said, 'you are the woman of my life, I Love you'... then er made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said. ' Het batman, what's for dinner?' : One engaged, One married, and One mistress, are chatting about their relarionships and decided to amaze thier men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said" 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice , 4' stilettos and mask.. he said, 'you are the woman of my life, I Love you'... then er made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said. ' Het batman, what's for dinner?'
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