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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned
 over and confided to the bartender, 'I'm so pissed
 off!''Oh yeah? What happened?' asked the
 bartender politely.'See, I met this beautiful woman who
 invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and
 jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her
 damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out
 of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
 fingernails!''Gee, that's tough,'
 commiserated the bartender. 'Right, but that's not
 what really got me,' the customer went on. 'When
 her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great!
 You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And
 damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the
 window right onto my head?''Yeech!' the
 bartender shook his head. 'No wonder you're in a
 lousy mood.''Yeah, but I haven't told you what
 really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them
 grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband
 tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it
 land? My damned forehead!''Damn, that's
 awful!' says the bartender.'Oh, I'm not
 finished. See what really pissed me off was when the
 husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
 is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let
 loose right on my head!'The bartender paled. 'That
 would sure mess up my day.''Yeah, yeah, yeah,'
 the fellow rattled on, 'But do you know what REALLY,
 REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
 that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground.'


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