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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring


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don`t know what to say

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rororororororororo the best

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oh so true

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this is some deep shit here

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lollollollollollol

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll good 1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dat a ture madddddd

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lol

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lol


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dats y men generally dont wanna get marriedd but its all women dream about

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4 tru lol

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lol

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