OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An
85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked
what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first
I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried
too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was
shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of
us could get the jar open.'