After an Air Jamaica flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, welcome to Flight 025, non-stop from Kingston to Miami. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and...OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the FRONT of my pants!'
One Jamaican passenger yelled, 'You b*m*o ra**claat eediat!.... you should see de BACK of my pants!!!!!'