May 17, 2008 -- South Carolina's mythical "Lizard Man" has been exonerated.
Forensic scientists have proven that a mysterious attack on a Bishopville couple's car that left bite marks and *lo** all over the vehicle was actually perpetrated by a dog.
People in the area have long reported the presence of a large swamp creature, although no proof of its existence has ever been uncovered.
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It was quite a shock to two Pennsylvania thieves who tried to pilfer power lines coursing with electricity.
Kevin Lee Lytle, 27, and Daniel Jay Basinger, 24, of Confluence, were seriously hurt - and arrested - trying to cut down the lines.
The incident disrupted power in the area for five hours.
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Sandra Dee Martinez, 40, of Washington state, was charged with faking brain cancer to get paid sick leave.
According to investigators, Martinez presented fake letters from a doctor saying she had malignant brain tumors and received $20,000 in paid leave from her job at the state's Department of Social and Health Services.
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British police are on alert for a mass pillow fight that organizers have tried to arrange via Facebook.
The proposed fight in the northern city of Leeds comes after a "playful" mass water fight in London caused thousands of dollars in damage.
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This is one way to stop the neighbors gossiping.
A Romanian woman - fed up with rumors she was sleeping with all the men in town - had a gynecologist prove she was still a virgin at age 60, and posted the results on her front door.
"There has been some nasty gossip about me," Rodica Trandafir said. "To make such accusations about a woman of my age is disgusting."