One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchor the boat and began to read her book. Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "good morning ma'am. What are you doing?" "reading a book," she replies (thinkin, isnt that obvious?) "You are in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer but i am not fishing. I'm reading." Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all i know you can start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "but i haven't even touch you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "have a nice day ma'am," he said and left.