A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! Youre not going totocut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nopeyou are. Im just going to set the garage on fire."