A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were inher room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her privatearea and noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touchedher. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizablemovement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'Ascrazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick andbring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close thecurtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into hiswife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure ......... maybe she choked'.