SIPPING VODKA

chain letter that I dont mind forwarding.

Its funny (dont break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could

hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting

nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the

water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.

So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a

drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the

following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, dont gulp.

2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3)There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as

Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his

donkey, dont say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the Big T.

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,

take this and eat it for it is my body. He did not say

Eat me .

12)The Virgin Mary is not called Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-ADub-

Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at

ST.Peters not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffys.