Some people caan sleep a night time again since the Peter King tape scandal go back in the news. Kiss Teet, mi hear say yu a one ah dem ah rub with Johnsons baby oil, and KY Jelly and all these things, but yu better sort out yu dutty life, yea ah dat mi say, ah me name Abena and mi ramp fi talk di tings dem. Nay, the whole world ah read me, mi no care if yu wake up inna the morning or not, yu can go chuck headfirst offa Jamaica Pegasus hotel fi all I care, Abena to the world.

PETER KING SEX TAPES EXPOSED
Who ah swing pon chandelier and a wine pon bedpost inna Peter King Sex Tapes? Mi read the STAR and mi skin start crawl when mi read weh the part weh say him wrap him feet around his lovers neck and say Jesus Christ, people mi drop the paper and shout out JUDGMENT! When the tape finally buss and it reveal which selector, which deejay, which member of the media, which politician de pon the tape ah frolic inna Babylon, dem haffi go down ah Kingston Wharf wid a goat rope and a big stone.

IRAWMA AWARDS HELD SUNDAY
Special props to Live Wya band members for being winners of the coveted award of Best Backing Band for 2007 at the International Reggae and World Music Awards at the Apollo Theatre on Sunday, May 4. Big up to the organizers, it was a great show, Ky-Mani Marley, Shaggy, DAngel, Macka Diamond, Tarrus Riley, Cecile, Etana and several others.

BARBEE AH MODEL PON DANGEL?
How come Barbee did ah force herself so pon DAngel ah di IRAWMA show? Ah wah she a do, show off I got your man and you cant do anything about it? Everyweh DAngel go Barbee deh deh, one time pon di stage DAngel just turn har back to Barbee.

BEENIE IS READY FOR HIS CLOSE UP
Beenie is ready for his close up. The deejay who first made his acting debut playing himself in Dancehall Queen over a decade ago, will play a starring role in a movie called 'Kingston' which he co-wrote with Trenten Gumbs and his brother Richard, from 3-G Films. The plot of the film revolves around a ghetto yute who rips off some rich men and the deadly repercussions of that act. 3-G Films are the engine behind the soon-to-be-released, all-Jamaican-cast movie, "Cop and a Badman." The film also stars Ninjaman, Oliver Samuels and Glen Campbell and was shot on location in Los Angeles.

KILLAS U.S. VISA DENIED
Rumours on the street is that there is a problem with Killas visa situation. Right now, ah just speculation but one of mi girlfriend dem tell me say him go Embassy fi renew him work permit and him get turned down, so it look sticky right now.

FLAVA BURIES HIS GRANDMOTHER
Condolences to the family of Kemar 'Flava' McGregor who buried his grandmother yesterday.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
What happen to Kat Deluna and Elephant Man song?

When Sheldon Smith a.k.a Deva Bratt ah go get bail? How come Mr. Innocent-until-proven-guilty get release so faas and Deva cyah touch road?

Wah One876 ah deal wid? Innocent until proven guilty? Why yu put up the fish picture pon the website? Tek it down, as Grung Gadd say, we nuh friend fish.

What a way Beyonce hit the jackpot? Mi hear say Jay Z throw in incentives fi she breed up. Him say him ah go pay her an additional $5 million for each child she bears for him, presumably fi mek up fi her loss of income during pregnancy and child-rearing years. What is not this? Is a celebrity sperm ting?