Tuesday Coffee Break - Royal Palm Estate and D'Angel?

22 Apr 2008 | by Abena, Freelance Writer

Many rivers to cross and I can't seem to find my way overJamaica, the food prices dem a murder we, even bag juice raise to $80 fi the 12 pack. My God, the people dem ah feel it, mi feel so bad fi dem but right now ah just survival of the fittest. Mi did plan fi big up the cologne dem pon mi dressa, the Prada, the Givenchy, the Glow etcetera, but mi nah badda. But mi still plan fi talk up de tings dem 'bout some dutty gal who feel say dem fi hot inna the dance and dem pickney ah drink powdered milk fi breakfast, lunch and dinner. Abena to the world mi say, big up Claude Mills, big up K'riq, A.K.A, yu a de real boss, Phlex, yu large.
Racquel, how yu like Beenie and Friends show last week? Schoolgirl, Gerricurl, and the whole entourage, love oonu!

ROYAL PALM ESTATE AND D'ANGEL?
DAngel2.jpgMi go Royal Palm Estate launch last night and it appears that D'Angel will debut in the show as 'Rainbow', a top international model who comes to Jamaica to interview Tanya Blackburn fi a New York cable station. Bwoy, dem caan stop dis girl, she overabundant like oxygen, her ambition is like an insatiable beast, Jamaica affi go love her when she done or mi no know wah she ah go do to herself. Mi anxious fi hear her inna the role fi see if she have the foreign accent. She is the second Bounty Killer ex-girlfriend fi mek it to Royal Palm Estate now. Grace-Ann, tek yu forward, ah yu mek it to Royal Palm first.

CVM CREW STEP UP INNA LIFE
How Candiece ah blast go Ochi so often inna her big bad Suzuki? Who is the mystery man? is a Beyonce-Jay Z under cover ting yu a pull off? Milk, who is this high roller mi see yu a eat dinner with at the expensive Max Chop House? Mi no know, Winford, yu a de real high roller, the new Mitsubishi Pajero ah mad dem. Tai Tai, mi hear say yu graduate to Big Man Status now because yu have a bambino who just born. Tai Tai, big man ting, when yu a go back fi the next one?

BEAUTIES IN MIX UP
Facebook war ah gwaan between a popular Ms. Jamaica Universe contestant and a certain well-known dancehall queen. Mi hear say the contestant come in like a big red ants inna her milk and nuh stop talk up tings about her weight and all these things, so is like some incriminating photos did emerge wid the Ms. Jamaica Universe contests which the dancehall queen did plan fi release over the Net if she did eva win the contest. Like how she finish down the track, mi no know how the picture ah go now, but Jamaica, mi still waan see dem. Buss the pictures dem, send dem to One876 please.

WELL-EQUIPPED POSTPONED TILL
Why the police dem mash up the Well Equipped show next week? Rachel, no mind, just get back a proper venue and do the ting over, zeen. The police dem coulda more than work with the programme, the show lock down before it even start, Jah know star.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Why dem people de bruk fight at Beenie Man show last weekend?

Why dem a try bring the funny business inna everything? Mi read say dem play cricket wid a PINK cricket ball inna England this week.

Why dem bother wid dem cheesy looking crown at the Magnum Kings and Queens contest Saturday night?

How Beenie Man sperm so aggressive? Ah some Muslim terrorist sperm him have, the egg dem caan escape? How much this, seven and counting