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Shottess
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Damn i have some scorpio tendencies too...the vindictive aspect lol

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taurus man nuh eat

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wha kinda fu^kry dis?......a call Taurus man bowcat........nuh put mi bl@@dcl@@t name inna dem ting dey......

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blo*o*dclaat how unno fi a do the Picesians suh!!!??? ct :bn:

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well am capricorn an most of it isnt true my gosh dem mek mi sound like a walking sex machine bout if u breathe pon mi mi horny wat if yuh breath stink lol but wat d hell so not true but ma huzzy can contest d rest he will kno wat i like from wat i dont

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rorororororo Don't y'all see this is f**kry!!!! They call everyone eaters lmfao lollollollollollollollollollol But big man ting, idk about other months i just know taurus ppl dnt eat.,lc

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Hey I'ma pisces dem blinkin lie! LOL

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WHA A WASTE A DI PEOPLE DEM *lo**LCATE SERVER SPACElol

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mi nuh rate dis cuz dem a wish bad luck pon people

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Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) --

HOLEE $h!t! here comes the masters and mistresses of fcuk!
Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
They KNOW what is kinky.
They are highly manipulative.
They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
They KNOW how to fcuk.
And they are making room for modifications.
All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.
One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry.
Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fcuk your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They LOVE pony girls and have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.
Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....One Scorpio girl I knew got so toasty at a party once...she kissed EVERYONE in the entire house...there were at least sixty people there! All their clothes are easy access. And they can definately get their foot over their head. One Scorpio man I knew could blow himself.
A definate good time...but beware their sting!


I DO NT BELIEVE IN DIS AT ALL.....LIES LIES LIESSSSSSSSSSSS............... I AM A VIRGIN....I DNT GET DRUNK.....LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Give it Some time Dk lolro

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Lol..... Shottess... mi and u cant b d same ting... how did u get to b a virgo???

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yea i agree this is rubbish.

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haffi read dis a next time....

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Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--

This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fcuk in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.
The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.


the only part mi agree with pon this is that mi sign is confusing. mi disagree with the rest of the thing dem weh follow

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well well well..some of that taurus ting is rather true

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a weh uunnu get this horoscope from..well mine look good

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DHIS NUH TRUE AT ALL,

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