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Jamecho
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Yardie tells it straight!
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An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my
country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one
man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing;
we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country,
medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out
of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two
weeks."

The Jamaican doctor, not to be outdone,
says "You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brain
out of Clarendon; put him in
charge of the Ministry of Finance and
now half the Raass Claat country is looking for work."




"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts"
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lol....mad ting seen

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hehe ah sah

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o man di doctor well off topic

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