> > A "dread" was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no
> > electricity
> > supply.
> > One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating,
> > assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was
> > bothered
> > by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.
> >
> > He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in

> > bed,
> > but it was useless as the mosquitoes keep biting him on his ears
> through
> > the
> > sheet.
> > He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping
> that
> > the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they cannot see him.
> >
> > The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the "dread"
> hope
> > that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly. He was only hearing
> the
> > constant "humming' of them flying around in the room.
> > It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the "dread" decided that
> he
> > would take off the sheet now as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to
> see
> > him now.
> >
> > When he removed the sheets, laid on his back and looked up in the
> ceiling,
> > he saw a 'peenie wallie' (Firefly) flying around.
> > The "dread" shout out "*lo** CLAAAT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I

> AND
> > I!!"