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Crazypickney

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A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He goes to see his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year.

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

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Date: 00:41 04/12 2008

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lmaooooo..........him spose to a swell now!!! __________________ I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.

the doc

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Date: 21:58 04/13 2008

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hmmm __________________ Bless The Doc

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Date: 22:04 04/13 2008

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Date: 23:53 04/13 2008

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lol lmao __________________

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Date: 00:10 04/14 2008

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awwwwwwwwwww that suuuuuuuuuucccccccssss __________________ Love is Dead... So few of us really think, what we do is rearrange our prejudges... Education is not necessarily Liberation from Ignorance...

kalongi

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Date: 00:13 04/14 2008

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as i said, tek yuh buddy and box her in her face with it and make her get the point something a guh run __________________ Get your Portable ID!